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Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

What is the best time to go to the dentist?

At tooth hurty.