Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist?

It had concavities...