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Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

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Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What did the Mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

Fire Truck Jokes More Fire Truck Jokes

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.