Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

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Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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How do you know a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon all the cotton has been picked.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.