You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.
Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.
Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.
Because only he could pull it off.
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
Hose A and Hose B.
Because his hose was in a different area code.
Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.
You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?
