Fire Truck Jokes

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

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Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

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Address!

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Hose A and Hose B.

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Envelope

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What do you call fake German currency?

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Because they don't have wing mirrors.

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.