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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.