What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

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What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.