How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

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What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Where does Iron Man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

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What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.