How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

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What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

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How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

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What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

Capital letters.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.