March Madness Sale - 25% Off

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Previous Random Joke Next
E Jokes More E Jokes

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

Ginger

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Long Distance Runner Jokes More Long Distance Runner Jokes

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.