How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

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Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?

She had an outstanding balance.

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.