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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

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How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.