How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

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What do internet football fans sing?

E we go E we go E we go!

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

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How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.