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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.