Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.