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What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

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What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!