What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

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What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

Where do all the orphan chickens end up?

Foster Farms