What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

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What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.