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What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

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Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin