What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

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What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.