What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

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What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What color is this?

4: McDonalds The end