Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

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Because it had a hard drive.

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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

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He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

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A Scotland Yard.

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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.