Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

What do you call a Robert on a stick?

A keBob!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.