Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!