He wanted to have webbed feet.
Two chickens and a goat.
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
Democracy
He got snowden.
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
Because they heard he's a web developer
A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
Quackamole
He left his foot on the accelerator.
Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
He spent all day on the web.
Count Quackula.
