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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

What is made of wood and sticky?

A Stick!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why are feet so funny?

Because they're "heel areas"...

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.