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What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong