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What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white