What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

What is the least favorite food place of the Chinese?

Nanking Donuts