What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What is goingon?

Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.