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What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?

He has cat-arrh!

What's a cats favorite firearm?

A meowser

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?

Gravi-tea!

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

Why did the duck go to jail?

He was selling quack.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What is Captain Picard's favorite Chinese takeout?

Make it Tso!

What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha Ching