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What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the neuron cross the road?

It was Nervous

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese orange?

A Mandarin

How Long is a Chinese man?

Its his name.