Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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What is goingon?

Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food

What's the best part of Chinese food?

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it