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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Chinese Food Jokes More Chinese Food Jokes

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

German Beer Jokes More German Beer Jokes

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.