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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81

What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

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What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

What do you call a friendly Chinese man who gives out free firewood?

Kind Ling

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How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

How do you keep a Redditor busy for hours?

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Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

IFap

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

German Beer Jokes More German Beer Jokes

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it