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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call the German word for Vaseline?

Derweinerslider

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's thr difference between the Chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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Chinese Food Jokes More Chinese Food Jokes

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

German Beer Jokes More German Beer Jokes

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.