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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

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What are Germans most thankful for on the internet?

Danke Memes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

Chinese Food Jokes More Chinese Food Jokes

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

German Beer Jokes More German Beer Jokes

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.