What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

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What do you call a german that does the exact opposite of what he says to do?

A hypokrout.

Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

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How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan