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What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

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How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.