What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

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How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan