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What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

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How do you say 'The Torah' in German?

Kindling.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

You seamstressed

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What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.