How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

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Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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69 with 3 people watching!

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Make it Tso!

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.