How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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What's a cats favorite song?

3 blind mice

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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What do you call the definitive book on Chinese culture?

The Hanbook

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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What's a panda's favorite kitchen dish?

A pan....duh

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.