Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

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Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Moscow Jokes More Moscow Jokes

What do you call a Russian bull?

A Moscow

What is the most popular style in Moscow salons?

A brushin.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

Warsaw Jokes More Warsaw Jokes

What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."