Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

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Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

A half decent person.

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Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

What to you call a Russian flea?

A Moscow-ito!

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How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Warsaw Jokes More Warsaw Jokes

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other...