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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

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Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

What do you call a plane with no wings?

Fly Curious.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Moscow Jokes More Moscow Jokes

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

Warsaw Jokes More Warsaw Jokes

Whats so good about German cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other...