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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

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Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Moscow Jokes More Moscow Jokes

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

Warsaw Jokes More Warsaw Jokes

Whats so good about German cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...