The Master Baiter.
Because if he goes on air, he'll die.
He was sleeping with the fishes.
Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
Because they pee on poles.
Just for the halibut.
Cause they're good anglers.
Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market
So the cops can find the handles.
Because he said he was a master baiter.
A master baiter
