The Master Baiter.
Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)
A motor pike!
Because they pee on poles.
Because he left a residue at every pole.
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
Because he was a master-baiter.
She: For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He: Hmm okay and for main course
Because he couldn't handle his roast
A Master Baiter.
A master baiter