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Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Scandinavia Jokes More Scandinavia Jokes

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Where can you find Scandinavia?

Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia.