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When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

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Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

What're you here for?

Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!