When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

What is she doing?

The pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear