When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.