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When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

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What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

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Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

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Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear