When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.