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What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

Paycheck Jokes More Paycheck Jokes

Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

Dk Jokes More Dk Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.