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What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Paycheck Jokes More Paycheck Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

Dk Jokes More Dk Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.