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What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you think of Miles Davis?

He kind of blew

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Paycheck Jokes More Paycheck Jokes

How did the steak chef at the courthouse like his paycheck?

In legal tender

What a Greek says as he get his paycheck?

Danke Shn.

Dk Jokes More Dk Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.