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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

Squirt Jokes More Squirt Jokes

What does a turkey scream right before you squirt a hot load all over it?

Baster! Baster!

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.