Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

Squirt Jokes More Squirt Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.