Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them from flamingos!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

Because he can't aim steadily

Squirt Jokes More Squirt Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.