Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

Because he can't aim steadily

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Squirt Jokes More Squirt Jokes

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.