What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

What's a life without manitees?

A life with out porpoise.

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

Infinite Warfare Jokes More Infinite Warfare Jokes

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

Hype Jokes More Hype Jokes

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.