What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

Unfazed*

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Infinite Warfare Jokes More Infinite Warfare Jokes

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Hype Jokes More Hype Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.