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Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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Whats Al Qaidas favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

Whats green and flies?

Super Pickle

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Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

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Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life