Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!

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Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

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Because the Steaks are too high.

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They never expect a ring

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Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

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Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

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How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life