What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

How's life?

She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

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Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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Who did the dyslexic man sell his soul to?

Santa. /cringe

What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade