What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

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What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

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Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

Why are crocodiles brown and flat?

Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

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Who did the dyslexic man sell his soul to?

Santa. /cringe

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.