How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..