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How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

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What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

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What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll