How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes?

Inzest

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!