How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.