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What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

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A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

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Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.