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What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

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Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself?

You only need one nail to hang up the picture.

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.