What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

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Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

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What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.