What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

Why are crocodiles brown and flat?

Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

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What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.