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What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids