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Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl?

A white owl goes: Who Who A black owl goes: Who dat who dat

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!