Attire
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
The windows milk shake!
A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.
Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)
Attire.
You know you need a psychiatrist!
It's a habit.
