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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

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What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.