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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

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You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.