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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

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Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.