What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

Pregnant Lady Jokes More Pregnant Lady Jokes

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child