What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

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What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"