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What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

Pregnant Lady Jokes More Pregnant Lady Jokes

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.