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What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

Pregnant Lady Jokes More Pregnant Lady Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

What is the height of honesty?

A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins