What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

Pregnant Lady Jokes More Pregnant Lady Jokes

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery