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What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

Pregnant Lady Jokes More Pregnant Lady Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery