How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out.

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.

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How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.