Professional Jokes

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

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Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your... sheets

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

To help with the cavity searches

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.