Professional Jokes

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Professional Courtesy Jokes More Professional Courtesy Jokes

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

Why did the tire pop?

Because it retired.

What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Paramedic Jokes More Paramedic Jokes

What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out?

A paramedics.

How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove box

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)