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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

Where do bees go on their day off?

To the wax museum.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

7 Year Old Jokes More 7 Year Old Jokes

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

Rot Jokes More Rot Jokes

What does a rotting corpse say?

Idk

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)