Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

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What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

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A gummy bear!

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Don't bite it back in retaliation.

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You owe Eve an O.

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Operation pollination

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Be-fore

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On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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What does a rotting corpse say?

Idk

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)