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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

7 Year Old Jokes More 7 Year Old Jokes

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

Rot Jokes More Rot Jokes

What does a rotting corpse say?

Idk

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)