Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.