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Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

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What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy