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Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

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What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

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Which alligator lives in the Arctic?

The refridgegator.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.