Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid.

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.