Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

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What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

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What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.