Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

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What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

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Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.