Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

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What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid.

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Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.