Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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Why do sharks hate clowns?

They taste funny

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

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Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.