Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call... What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP?

Ph.P.

Scare Crow Jokes More Scare Crow Jokes

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Why was the scare crow given an award?

Because he is outstanding in his field.