Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

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Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

Why was the scare crow given an award?

Because he is outstanding in his field.