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Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP?

Ph.P.

Scare Crow Jokes More Scare Crow Jokes

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Why was the scare crow given an award?

Because he is outstanding in his field.