What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

Ghostbuster Jokes More Ghostbuster Jokes

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams