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What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew.

Ghostbuster Jokes More Ghostbuster Jokes

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.