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What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

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How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

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Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

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What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew.

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

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What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.