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How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do you protect a valuable instrument?

Hide it in an accordion case.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.