How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

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How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and Speak!

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How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.