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How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What shall I do?

Hide the tiddley winks.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.