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How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.