How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

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What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

What does a bunny do to a bank?

Rabbit