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What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

Superbowl Jokes More Superbowl Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

Bear Fan Jokes More Bear Fan Jokes

What's the difference between Marty Mcfly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.