What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

Why do Australians always win 4D chess?

Double check, mate

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What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.

Superbowl Jokes More Superbowl Jokes

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Bear Fan Jokes More Bear Fan Jokes

What's the difference between Marty Mcfly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.