What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Superbowl Jokes More Superbowl Jokes

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Bear Fan Jokes More Bear Fan Jokes

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

What's the difference between Marty Mcfly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.