Because the fine bros would sue.
A crocodile. -You won!
They heard it was a Superfund site.
None. They prefer Natural Light.
For Mail-Practice!!
Sue she
Only a buck!
You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.
Because it was a noble gas
HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show
Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.