Sue Jokes

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

Why did the post office get sued?

For Mail-Practice!!

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.