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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

Pier Jokes More Pier Jokes

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Jury Jokes More Jury Jokes

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.