Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

Pier Jokes More Pier Jokes

What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Jury Jokes More Jury Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.