Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

Sandwitch

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

Pier Jokes More Pier Jokes

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.

Jury Jokes More Jury Jokes

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!