Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws.

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

Pier Jokes More Pier Jokes

Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Jury Jokes More Jury Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!