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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

Pier Jokes More Pier Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Jury Jokes More Jury Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.