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What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Reverse Jokes More Reverse Jokes

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

Cheer Jokes More Cheer Jokes

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up.

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!