What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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Why do whites call it reverse racism?

Because, only whites are racist.

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

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What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

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