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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman!

What are cats' natural predators?

Cars.

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What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.

What's a Latin professor's favorite song?

Hit the quam

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

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What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.