What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

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Why is your face all scratched?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses!

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What did the regular expression truck driver say when he saw the number 10000?

104

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What's the best thing about an Ethiopian?

They'll always swallow

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

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Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe