What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Why are we running so fast?

Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"