What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why are the other numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.