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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more English you get.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.