Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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Where is Wall Street?

Between Mexico and the US.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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USB.

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USA

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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It's already run out of battery.

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A starfish!

Why do fish swim in salt water?

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Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.