Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.