Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.
Tequila Mockingbird
It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens
Using imperial units.
Because England was discovered before the USA!
Because they cantaloupe!
Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!
He didn't see a porpoise...
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.
Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.