Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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A broad abroad on a board aboard.

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He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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Aqua-Vlad

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U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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John Treevaulter.

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Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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Only one but he'll tell everybody.

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.