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Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Dam!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.