Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.