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Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.