Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi