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Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup?

Ghana-RIO!