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Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?

I'm not a fan.

Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.