Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.