Fan Jokes

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

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What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?

I'm not a fan.

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit?

Leddit go

Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans.

Why was the baseball team hot?

It didn't have any fans!

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Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

Nothing, hes a fan.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

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What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

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What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

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What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

A baaahhhd movie. ()

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

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What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.