Fan Jokes

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

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What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?

I'm not a fan.

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit?

Leddit go

Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans.

Why was the baseball team hot?

It didn't have any fans!

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Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

Nothing, hes a fan.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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Being 5 foot 6

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What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!

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Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

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Huge Jackman

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Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night?

The Broncos' center

What do you call someone who's both a Seahawks fan and a LOTR fan?

A twelf

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What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

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Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.