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Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

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Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.