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Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

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He's not a fan of the shingle life.

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He wanted to be cool.

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did they build a shrine to Karl Marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!