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Karl Marx Jokes

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

Why did they build a shrine to Karl Marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.