Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."