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Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.