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Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

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Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.