Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

What is the longest rope in the world?

Europe

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.