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Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.