Europe Jokes

How much free space does Europe have?

1 GB.

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What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

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What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

Where's the biggest shopping center in Europe?

Malldova

What is the longest rope in the world?

Europe

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

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Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

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How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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What Pokémon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

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How much free space does Europe have?

1 GB.

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star