Europe Jokes

How much free space does Europe have?

1 GB.

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What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

Where's the biggest shopping center in Europe?

Malldova

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What is the longest rope in the world?

Europe

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

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Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

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What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

Mongol Jokes More Mongol Jokes

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

Scan Jokes More Scan Jokes

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

To have a CAT scan done.

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.